Granny_Cranny's definitions

granny cranny

A grandmother's vagina.

There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014

Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.

Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014