cranner
An incompetent dumbass.
p1: “yo what’s the name of that one place again?”
p2: “shit bro i forgot”
p1: “ur a fucking cranner”
p2: “shit bro i forgot”
p1: “ur a fucking cranner”
cranner by hotdogwater69 February 25, 2021
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cranberry mist
I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.
cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014
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A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.
Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018
Sprite Cranberry
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Cranberry Flem
Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.
"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"
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"Oh... Gross"
Cranberry Flem by depressedannie September 9, 2016
Cranberrying
Name relating to the late Dolores O'Riordan , former lead singer from the pop-rock band The Cranberries . Cranberrying is generally when a public figure or person of note passes away. All of a sudden "friends" and "fans" come out of the woodwork to mourn the death of this person they never mentioned they were a fan of prior to their death.
Oh for gods sake...Aimee, who never once mentioned David Bowie in the 13 years I knew her is suddenly painted up like Aladin Sane with Bowies discography on loop for the past week. Total Cranberrying!
Have you seen the Cranberrying all over social media this week? Everyone is all of a sudden Anthony Bourdains biggest fan!
Have you seen the Cranberrying all over social media this week? Everyone is all of a sudden Anthony Bourdains biggest fan!
Cranberrying by Mystic Orange Peel December 4, 2018
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