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shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.
Shit canned brad came late again to work.
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canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?
canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

get canned 

If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.
get canned by NoNick April 26, 2015

Canned Sunshine

The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.
If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!
Canned Sunshine by Bangboy February 7, 2010
She's one of a kind , smart and clever but yet humble.

She s got a great sensibility who match her artisticskills .
Kind, sweet ,Funny ,sometimes witty, you are sure to spend good times by her side!
Meeting a Cannelle is one of the best things which could happen to you !
cannelle by Micanogat December 3, 2017

Canned coochie 

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”
Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro
Canned coochie by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019