Cranley

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The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.

Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.

Cranley by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011

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crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

crawley kebab by Trixie4 June 13, 2017

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Crawley

Crawley is a town near Gatwick in West Sussex, to be honest it's the same as any other town really. It's got it's good and bad parts, many people travel down for other towns for Crawley's shopping center and facilities. It's known for being a place filled with chavs, which isn't very realistic. It's pretty ordinary really.

Horsham Kid "I heard Crawley is a complete dive!"
Crawley Kid "It's really just the same as any other town"

Crawley by gbd463t May 2, 2011

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Crawley Cunt

someone who thinks they are better than you but lives on the outskirts of London and is a stuck up girl, who denis what you say to her face. BLoody, Bloody, n........

Mike did you see that Crawley Cunt in Cake Box?

Crawley Cunt by bloodyBloodyn.... November 21, 2019

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Cralley

To crap in an alley.

Matteo: Man, those late night tacos really hit me. The bathroom in the bar was out of commission and I couldn't find another so I took a cralley.

Renzo: Nice!

Cralley by hotpeppers January 16, 2010

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Craney

A name for a student who is enrolled in the Crane School of Music at SUNY Potsdam. This term applies to the nerdiest of all music nerds: those students who can not make conversation without including a cheesey music joke or discussion of the latest piece they are working on.

Wow, you are such a craney!

Craney by anonymous October 26, 2004

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cradley

a cool place with loads of old ladys with funny wrinkly eyes and stuff.

Damian: hey u need an old lady girlfriend..
John:yay, go to cradley.

cradley by barry burton March 7, 2005

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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