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The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.
Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.
by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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