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crannytankerous

The final form of a front end developer after reading one too many dirty briefs.

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.
"WOT IS DAT" made John so crannytankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crannytankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crannytankerous wanker.
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Cranketeer 

A play on the word musketeer. It describes a person who like to get high with others.
I can’t believe Laith is a cranketeer”
This sophisticated word means among the only most baller gentlemen… a word to describe a certain unfortunate gravitational pull to the pen15, which leads for it’s evidently blunt meaning… Crazy bitch magnet.
Damn I got a cragnet in my pants
Cragnet by Mmmmm that guy October 9, 2021
Cranney is merely another word for a fat person. Not just a normal fat person though, more of a morbidly obese type of fat person, the kind that makes you feel physically unwell when you see them.
That guy must have eaten his weight in quarter-pounders. What a cranney.
cranney by Brendan s October 15, 2007

Cannette 

(verb) ie. to "cannette" someone.

1) to stalk and harass, obsessively hang on, or harass someone to the point of avoidance

2) to turn down a reputable job in order to maintain unemployment benefits
* She pulled a cannette and texted her ex-BFF 56 times in 5 minutes.*

*She totally cannetted that direct sales job.
Cannette by Markymarc March 8, 2013

Clannette 

A female person who is part of a clique that seems to be a threat to preppies and few other cliques. Most are admired but feared, and rarely hated
Dude, the clannettes are coming? Do they see us?
Clannette by D Coolist January 22, 2009