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crannytankerous
The final form of a front end developer after reading one too many dirty briefs.
The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.
The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.
"WOT IS DAT" made John so crannytankerous he punched a goat.
The office girl was crannytankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.
Fuck that crannytankerous wanker.
The office girl was crannytankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.
Fuck that crannytankerous wanker.
crannytankerous by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017
Related Words
crannet • cranney • Cannette • Clannette • Cragnet • Cranethetia • Cranget • Cranketeer • cranner • crannytankerous
Cranketeer
Cranketeer by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022
Cragnet
This sophisticated word means among the only most baller gentlemen… a word to describe a certain unfortunate gravitational pull to the pen15, which leads for it’s evidently blunt meaning… Crazy bitch magnet.
Cragnet by Mmmmm that guy October 9, 2021
Cannette
(verb) ie. to "cannette" someone.
1) to stalk and harass, obsessively hang on, or harass someone to the point of avoidance
2) to turn down a reputable job in order to maintain unemployment benefits
1) to stalk and harass, obsessively hang on, or harass someone to the point of avoidance
2) to turn down a reputable job in order to maintain unemployment benefits
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