crannet

Someone who is grumpy, grouchy and brings down the mood with their cutting remarks.

I’m fed up of listening to your shit you nasty old crannet.

by t3abags March 21, 2024

crannytankerous

The final form of a front end developer after reading one too many dirty briefs.

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crannytankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crannytankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crannytankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017

Cranketeer

A play on the word musketeer. It describes a person who like to get high with others.

“I can’t believe Laith is a cranketeer”

by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022

Cragnet

This sophisticated word means among the only most baller gentlemen… a word to describe a certain unfortunate gravitational pull to the pen15, which leads for it’s evidently blunt meaning… Crazy bitch magnet.

“Damn I got a cragnet in my pants”

by Mmmmm that guy October 9, 2021

cranney

Cranney is merely another word for a fat person. Not just a normal fat person though, more of a morbidly obese type of fat person, the kind that makes you feel physically unwell when you see them.

That guy must have eaten his weight in quarter-pounders. What a cranney.

by Brendan s October 15, 2007

Cannette

(verb) ie. to "cannette" someone.

1) to stalk and harass, obsessively hang on, or harass someone to the point of avoidance

2) to turn down a reputable job in order to maintain unemployment benefits

* She pulled a cannette and texted her ex-BFF 56 times in 5 minutes.*

*She totally cannetted that direct sales job.

by Markymarc March 8, 2013

Clannette

A female person who is part of a clique that seems to be a threat to preppies and few other cliques. Most are admired but feared, and rarely hated

Dude, the clannettes are coming? Do they see us?

by D Coolist January 22, 2009