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"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."

"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"
by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010
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mostly used as an adjective to define derro behaviour. Doing something with alcohol, cigarettes or drugs will get you referred to as this if you're a boy or Getting pregnant at a young age for girls
"look at that guy, hes so drugged up"
"yeah hes so cranny"

"Lisa got knocked up"
"Isnt she 16?"
"yep, shes so cranny"
by Gamey-seventeeeen January 19, 2009
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a granny's crack

not to be confused with a nanny's crack, which is the difference of 50 years
A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny
by kidneyShank April 25, 2008
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cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell
yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny
by bil April 25, 2005
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The result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). It has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. It is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.
That's one plump cranny, dude.
Man, my cranny exploded on me the other day and now I'm all sticky.
by anonymousturtle3 December 18, 2009
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