crankmule

An old time crankable dildo.

Was going through his grandma's closet and found a crankmule. Ugh.

by Jimetimw October 21, 2017

Crankles

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.

Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!

by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

stankle crankle

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.

Yo bitch, pass me a stankle crankle

by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004

Crankle

Crease left in your ankle by socks or tapered pants. Not to be confused with Cankles

Damn son your socks are too tight, you got mad crankles

by King Joffe Joffa September 21, 2011

Crankles

Crankles: unusually skinny, bony ankles, which in comination with other observable traits, may indicate habitual use of methampetamine, also known as crank. A "crank skank", for example, would likely have crankles. Derived from the term "cankles" - its opposite.

"Check out the crankles on that ho!; bet she'll fuck me for this fuckin' phat rail!"

by Gemilie August 14, 2006

crankles

The condition which usually afflicts large ladies where the ankle and calf are nearly the same diameter

check out the crankles on that bloater

by darkman69 October 27, 2008

Crunkmaleon

Crunkmaleon: the crunkest crunker in all of crunkerville.

Hey man did you see Matt last night? He was a total Crunkmaleon.

"Oh oh I'm a maleon, I'm a crunk crunk maleon I'm the crunkest crunk in crunkville"

by Nosenseatall June 20, 2016