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Crankles

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.
Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!
by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010
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Crankles

Crankles: unusually skinny, bony ankles, which in comination with other observable traits, may indicate habitual use of methampetamine, also known as crank. A "crank skank", for example, would likely have crankles. Derived from the term "cankles" - its opposite.
"Check out the crankles on that ho!; bet she'll fuck me for this fuckin' phat rail!"
by Gemilie August 14, 2006
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crankles

The condition which usually afflicts large ladies where the ankle and calf are nearly the same diameter
check out the crankles on that bloater
by darkman69 October 27, 2008
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Crankles

When you're cranky, and grumpy, and are just flat out pissy.
"Oh my god, she's got a bad case of the crankles!"
by Strangekitten January 18, 2009
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WoW Cankles

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.
Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.
by Nougatz July 21, 2011
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Cankles

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.
by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003
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canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...
"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."
by ZooBG May 14, 2010
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