crankley 

A water bottle that sits in your car for more than a week. It has been stepped on and yet still has some water in it that you can drink when really thirsty.

Damn I'm thirsty, do you have any crankley bottles in here?

crankley by Pissy Missy January 7, 2004

Crankles 

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.

Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!

Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Crankly Dankly 

The state of true obliteration due to intensely large inhalations of high grade Marihuana..

Im crankly danklyized yo..I cant even move.

I cant hit the mall wit chall, cuz Im all crankly dankly and shit.

Crankly Dankly by Justin July 5, 2004

Cranley 

The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.

Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.

Cranley by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011

stankle crankle 

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.

Yo bitch, pass me a stankle crankle

stankle crankle by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004

Crankle 

Crease left in your ankle by socks or tapered pants. Not to be confused with Cankles

Damn son your socks are too tight, you got mad crankles

Crankle by King Joffe Joffa September 21, 2011

Crankles 

Crankles: unusually skinny, bony ankles, which in comination with other observable traits, may indicate habitual use of methampetamine, also known as crank. A "crank skank", for example, would likely have crankles. Derived from the term "cankles" - its opposite.

"Check out the crankles on that ho!; bet she'll fuck me for this fuckin' phat rail!"

Crankles by Gemilie August 14, 2006