crankley
A water bottle that sits in your car for more than a week. It has been stepped on and yet still has some water in it that you can drink when really thirsty.
crankley by Pissy Missy January 7, 2004
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Crankles
Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.
Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.
Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.
Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010
Related Words
crankley • Crankles • Crankely • crankler • Crankle Scoff • cranklet • Crankly • Crankly Dankly • Cranley • stankle crankle
Crankly Dankly
Im crankly danklyized yo..I cant even move.
I cant hit the mall wit chall, cuz Im all crankly dankly and shit.
I cant hit the mall wit chall, cuz Im all crankly dankly and shit.
Crankly Dankly by Justin July 5, 2004
Cranley
The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.
Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.
Cranley by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011
stankle crankle
When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
stankle crankle by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
Crankle
Crankle by King Joffe Joffa September 21, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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