crunker

Contrary to the definition surroudning, the word "crunker" is a comparative. Used in the phrase, "He's a totally crunker," crunker is a comparitive meant to indicate that he is in fact a more-alchoholic person than someone else. A noun needs to be placed after the word crunker to create a comparison, especially with totally modifying the comparitive.

Alternatively, if totally is replaced with total, it is a superlative, and is completely acceptable.

He's totally crunker than she is.

He's a totally crunker partier than she is.

He's a total crunker.

by dolarrah April 27, 2010

Crunker

An alcoholic and/or partier.

Lindsey-"Henry got completely shit faced over the weekend,just like the week before."

Alex-"Yeah,he's a totally crunker."

by cock-a-doolittle. September 08, 2008

crunkers

A drinking game of Checkers w/ shot glasses

We got crunked playin crunkers.

by jessizzle December 14, 2004

crunkered

Usage of the word "crunk." May be used as the past tense of the word crunk.

"Yo I got so crunkered last night."

by the general April 14, 2005

Butt Crunker

Derivative of the butt head genre. It is an insult to one who acts worse than a butt head, butt nugget, or butt foot.

Quit acting like a friggin Butt Crunker

by Fayt8 February 26, 2005

mother crunker

a pg-13 version of mother f%cker

ultimate fighter josh koscheck is a mother crunker.

by minchmonster September 24, 2007

crunkered

past tense of crunk to talk about a situation where you were crunk

Man remember that night we were so crunkered

by LilJOnwhattt: July 19, 2005