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Crease Cranker 

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.
Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.
Crease Cranker by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018
A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)
All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!
cranker by Lil KK October 8, 2003

Head Cranker 

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention
She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?
Head Cranker by Lil KK October 8, 2003

Crankles 

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.
Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!
Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Engine Cranker 

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.
I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

Fancy Cranker 

A handjob from a girl from high society. Also the girl who gives said HJ can be a Fancy Cranker.
I got a fancy cranker from the Jergens' heiress.
Fancy Cranker by SaschiusSlay July 20, 2010