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Crease Cranker 

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.
Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.
Crease Cranker by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018
A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)
All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!
cranker by Lil KK October 8, 2003

Head Cranker 

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention
She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?
Head Cranker by Lil KK October 8, 2003

Crankles 

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.
Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!
Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Engine Cranker 

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.
I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

Fancy Cranker 

A handjob from a girl from high society. Also the girl who gives said HJ can be a Fancy Cranker.
I got a fancy cranker from the Jergens' heiress.
Fancy Cranker by SaschiusSlay July 20, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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