Crankmes

Derogatory nickname for New York City (Bronx) based American baseball club.

"Schilling's next start will be against the Crankmes."
"Ever since Damon signed with the Crankmes, I have had no use for him."
"Let the Crankmes have A-Rod, he's not all that."

by Henry August 13, 2006

Crankles

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.

Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!

by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

Crankmister

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why

Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!

by Marlie May 27, 2005

no cookies for old crankies

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.

"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"

by daveydogood April 4, 2009

crankmeister

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'

innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill

by danny88 October 1, 2007

Crankles

Crankles: unusually skinny, bony ankles, which in comination with other observable traits, may indicate habitual use of methampetamine, also known as crank. A "crank skank", for example, would likely have crankles. Derived from the term "cankles" - its opposite.

"Check out the crankles on that ho!; bet she'll fuck me for this fuckin' phat rail!"

by Gemilie August 14, 2006