Dickslexia

A severe condition involving impairment of judgement and overall inability to understand the male sex
My dickslexia is kicking so hard this month I almost banged my carpenter.
by Nosenseatall November 11, 2021
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Dysclusterfucktional

An exceptionally dysfunctional situation resulting from a torrent of clusterfucks occurring in rapid sequence.
“In 1999 the country enacted a series of fiscal reforms that were nothing short of dysclusterfucktional
by Nosenseatall February 10, 2022
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Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck. My pick up truck done broke down at the side of the road my dog died, I done lost my girl and I have herpes.
by Nosenseatall July 14, 2015
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Crunkmaleon

Crunkmaleon: the crunkest crunker in all of crunkerville.
Hey man did you see Matt last night? He was a total Crunkmaleon.

"Oh oh I'm a maleon, I'm a crunk crunk maleon I'm the crunkest crunk in crunkville"
by Nosenseatall June 20, 2016
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