guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
A crack sucker is one who ventures into the crack to give it a good suck.
Crack suckers originated in the early 70's and has been continued on for many centuries and is still widely used today.
Nicole was being a crankbucket because she did not want to attend a blacklight dance with all her friends because she has a fake tooth and was embarrassed.
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.