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cranker

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)
All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!
by Lil KK October 8, 2003
mugGet the crankermug.

cranker

A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane
Want to smoke some crankers?
by 3rd Chinnock April 10, 2008
mugGet the crankermug.

cranker

n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material
Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank
mugGet the crankermug.

cranker

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!

This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".

It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)
as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"

Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!
by Leeds Geography December 9, 2008
mugGet the crankermug.

cranker

my mom is such a cranker.
by crystaal c.♥ November 4, 2009
mugGet the crankermug.

cranker

A whitsler; a heater; big line of cocaine.
When the cocktail party gets boring, helps you crank it up a notch.
"Crankers on the half shell, anyone?"
by llcoolelle June 10, 2004
mugGet the crankermug.

cranker

One who spends all there time running there mouth without even knowing what the f*ck their talking about.
"Krazy Karl is such a cranker."
by golden god May 7, 2003
mugGet the crankermug.

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