by Lil KK October 08, 2003

by 3rd Chinnock April 10, 2008

n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material
Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank
by testyclees, creampie, the hamburger December 06, 2004

Someone who is a complete crazy wanker!
This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".
It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)
This word originated from freshie dyslexic indian people whos grasp of english was weak enough for them to come up with such filandery as "crazy wanker".
It then took white people (people with names such as Thomas and Edward Zachary) who spend most of their time listening to Soulja boy to make a catchy word (ie take all credit)
as a generic indian name I'll use "Sachin Sharma"
Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!
Ed/Tom: Oi! Chocolate bear, you have a complete moose knuckle!
Sachin: You Crankers!
by Leeds Geography December 09, 2008

by crystaal c.♥ November 04, 2009

A whitsler; a heater; big line of cocaine.
When the cocktail party gets boring, helps you crank it up a notch.
When the cocktail party gets boring, helps you crank it up a notch.
by llcoolelle June 10, 2004

One who spends all there time running there mouth without even knowing what the f*ck their talking about.
"Krazy Karl is such a cranker."
by golden god May 07, 2003
