cramwich

to cram ur whole dick in a womans mouth while shes giveing u a bj

hey ur a stinky fuck
i kno poop

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Hot Pork Cramwich

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.

I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

exam cramwich

exam cramwich or just plain cramwich; it refers to the painful forced ingestion of dry and tasteless facts immediately prior to an exam.

one sunday evening on msn....

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!!

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
sorry, brb, exam cramwich

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
wtf does 'cramwich' even mean?

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
maybe your face?

by fine_dine_decca September 2, 2009

crapwich

noun.
A terd sandwich.

exclaimation.
An euphemism for the slightly more offensive, "crap" or "shit"

Crapwich, not just for breakfast anymore.

Crapwich! I hate it when I make mistakes.

by brown_ct March 13, 2007

Chamwich

A delicious snack consisting of shredded cheese between two pretzels, chips or crackers.

I used reduced fat 4 cheese blend and Snyder’s pretzels to make the perfect chamwich!

by Ktkimberly October 19, 2018

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.

guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

by steinenhootnhollerin October 31, 2011

clamwich

A woman's vagina. Typically, you eat out a clamwich. "Clam" comes from the slang that means a vagina, and "wich" comes from "sandwich", which is something you typically eat.

Guy 1: Man, I just LOVE nice, warm, moist clamwiches.
Guy 2: Who doesn't?

by anon, bitches. May 26, 2008