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A woman's vagina. Typically, you eat out a clamwich. "Clam" comes from the slang that means a vagina, and "wich" comes from "sandwich", which is something you typically eat.

Guy 1: Man, I just LOVE nice, warm, moist clamwiches.
Guy 2: Who doesn't?

clamwich by anon, bitches. May 26, 2008

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Clamwich

The opposite of a manwich
a threesome involving one guy and two girls

Evan: Dude I had an awesome threesome last night
Daryl: What a manwich you fag?
Evan: Nah bitch, a clamwich

Clamwich by ficklepickleticklefucker June 28, 2010

grilled cheese clamwich

mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.

guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."

grilled cheese clamwich by steinenhootnhollerin October 31, 2011

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Peanut Butter Clamwich

Dessert treat created by spreading peanut butter on, in, and around the female vagina.

-oooo I love peanut butter.

-ya me too, let me put it on your vagoli

-you mean a peanut butter clamwich

-exactly !!!

Peanut Butter Clamwich by Ezekiel Rage February 19, 2010

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Roast beef clamwich

When a woman's pussy lips look like dark hanging roast beef meat with a pink moist center and smells like a clam sandwich

"Hey dude - did you do anything with that girl last night?"

"Nah man, when I pulled her pants down, she had a roast beef clamwich!"

Roast beef clamwich by ClamtasticallyBeefy April 12, 2016

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Chamwich

A delicious snack consisting of shredded cheese between two pretzels, chips or crackers.

I used reduced fat 4 cheese blend and Snyder’s pretzels to make the perfect chamwich!

Chamwich by Ktkimberly October 19, 2018

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Hot Pork Cramwich

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.

I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.

Hot Pork Cramwich by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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