crampon

Synonymous with douche bag and fuck wad, only with feminine association during menstruation.

"Gina isn't just hormonal, she's being a total crampon."

by Cinthya February 1, 2008

crampon

A tampon of the applicator-free variety, requiring cramming for insertion.

They only had o.b. but I don't use crampons.

by David Skin February 8, 2008

crampon

sworn enemy of hotrock.
not as powerful or cool, but they'll do.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it's crampon! no wait it's a plane.

by hardcore tomas January 5, 2007

Crampon

Having sex with a girl while she has a tampon in.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you boned Kristin last night, wasn't she on her period?
Guy 2: Yeah so I gave her the crampon and watched her dig it out after!
Guy 1: What a slut!

by TrainStain February 24, 2011