crampon 

Synonymous with douche bag and fuck wad, only with feminine association during menstruation.

"Gina isn't just hormonal, she's being a total crampon."

crampon by Cinthya February 1, 2008

Crampon 

Having sex with a girl while she has a tampon in.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you boned Kristin last night, wasn't she on her period?
Guy 2: Yeah so I gave her the crampon and watched her dig it out after!
Guy 1: What a slut!

Crampon by TrainStain February 24, 2011

crampon 

A tampon of the applicator-free variety, requiring cramming for insertion.

They only had o.b. but I don't use crampons.

crampon by David Skin February 8, 2008

crampon 

sworn enemy of hotrock.
not as powerful or cool, but they'll do.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it's crampon! no wait it's a plane.

crampon by hardcore tomas January 5, 2007

Cramping the Swag 

When you have a daily or weekly routine then someone comes along and you can not complete your routine. So there for someone has changed your cool routine.

Alana: Hey you guys wanna go to subway with me?
Alex: Hell yea
Paolo: Yea ill go but someone got to pay for me.
Jackie: Sorry guys can't go got Brittney
First 3: Ight jackie
Alex: Damn she is cramping the swag.
RIP Brittney

Cramping the Swag by Nanz201430 April 5, 2010

Champong 

A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.

Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...

Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"

Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"

Champong by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009

craponomy 

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

craponomy by diana gibson July 21, 2004