craponomy

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

by diana gibson July 21, 2004

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

crapocolypse

1. When you have diarrhea so devastating that you fear it will never end.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.

1. That habenero eating contest set off the crapocolypse! But I survived.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.

by juEEls January 7, 2016

Crapology

Crapology: the study of anything that does not reach a high standard as set by the majority of stake holders. Subject is generally a singular object or noun that many people submit evidence on to be reviewed by a group. An example might be crap photos of birds. Criteria to be met may include blurred images, poor placement of the subject, poor distance.

Any object may become the subject of a study in its crappiness. The only criteria is that people must volunteer to judge the object objectively without feeling and bias.

Studying the crappiness of any subject requires a PhD in crapology

by Sparklelarkle November 13, 2021

crapology

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

by steve austin July 21, 2004

crapony

A company, but in a crappy way.

I worked for this crapony for five years and never received a pay raise.

by markp93 September 27, 2006

crapology

a class taught in college by a crapology professor on how to cease in taking crap, being shit on, being at the top of a shitlist, listening to bullshitters,cutting off diareah mouth,shitty outlooks, etc...etc...

i'm so damn tired of taking crap off my crapology professor, I could shit a brick!!!or Hey, I just signed up for a new class this semester thats guarenteed to be a gas and easy to pass!!!LOL

by Country Fried... February 11, 2015