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Champong 

A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.

Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...
Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"

Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"
Champong by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009
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champong 

To play beer pong with champagne.
What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after.
Lisa: Wanna play champong?
Jared: No, sorry, I'm a man.
champong by Baller234 June 28, 2007
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champing 

to remove the inner "cancer paper" of a middleton black and mild cigar and reroll it without the "cancer paper".
champing by blacksabbath July 15, 2005

chamonga 

An overgrown bushel of lady pubes. A chamonga cannot be contained by normal underwear and often collects leafs, crumbs, and small animals.
I pulled off her panties only to find a huge chamonga bush. A goddamn chamonga gnome crawled out of it and sprinkled "gnome dust" in my eye. No way was I going to touch that. It's bad luck.
chamonga by Ramalamadingdong December 9, 2008

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus 

Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
A word that is randomly used. It can take the place of any word you want it to. Chapong is used to confuse everyone around you, so you and the person you are talking to are the only people who know what is going on.
a:Yo I'm bout to go to the store to pick up some chapong do you want any?
b: No thanks
a:CHAPONG!
Chapong by cwave188881 October 11, 2012

Champange Taste 

Something a classy person has. Liking anything that overrides something else, whatever is top of the line in every category
Chase: Dude do you wanna go to pacsun to get some new clothes?

Me: Sorry man I have champange taste, we can go to VV or Ralph Lauren if you want...pacsun isnt my thing.
Champange Taste by capeboy March 26, 2014