4 definitions by diana gibson

craplet

a small turd left alone in a bowl

I left a craplet floating in the work bathroom

by diana gibson July 21, 2004

craponomy

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

by diana gibson July 21, 2004

texterbation

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity

I like texterbation with you baby

by diana gibson July 19, 2004

craptionary

A dictionary that contains only words that start with "crap"

Quick!!! check the craptionary for that work

by diana gibson July 22, 2004