Clampong

1. Person who did something wrong, misunderstood something.
2. Person who touched the Orb

1. Joe, that's an H, not the G, you clampong!
2. Joe, have you touched the orb? That's disgusting, you damn clampong!

by Pineapples? Anyone? February 23, 2021

Champong

A gentleman's game that is played like beer pong, but with champagne in the cups.

Players are encouraged to act as gentlemen at all times... such examples are: talking in a British accent, wearing a top hat, offering the first shot to the opposing team, holding out the pinky finger when drinking, shooting with perfect posture, saying words like "jolly good," "indubitably," or "tip top," etc...

Host: "Good sir, shall I interest you in a crisp match of Champong after tea and crumpets?"

Guest: "Indeed you shall fine sir, if it's a fresh licking you fancy!"

by RumpleFoarSkin October 30, 2009

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Clamping Down

When a man sticks his rod into a woman and she clamps down on his shaft until he finishes forcing him to give her children.

Tommy didnt want to have kids but when he was about to pull out the whore was clamping down

by white nigga September 12, 2016

Clamonga

Clamonga : ballon looking allergy reaction that only affecta your toes.

"the weather broadcast says its allergy season so ill probably have really bad clamonga on my toes."

by CoffeeNOrder66 July 18, 2023

clampungus

a fucking retarded simp who thinks he knows what he's talking about.

(bro 1) i hear Jerry's a clampungus , we're gonna need to put him down.

by DM2724 May 7, 2020

Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

by Uselessunknown September 5, 2015