Champon

A drink. Prepared by taking a freshly opened bottle of champagne and having a woman slid the top of the bottle in and out of her vagina before pouring it into glasses to serve. There are both white and red Champons, depending on the time of the month for the woman servicing the bottles.

We toasted the New Year with Champons prepared by our hostess.

by The Krenzman August 3, 2010

Champon

1. Chapped Tampon
2. Feminal act by male friend.

"My buddies and I were tryin to wheel these broads last night, but Dandee was being a total champon and wanted to go home early."

by Champonhatr August 15, 2008

Champon

Usually a last name, originating from French decent. Pronounced like TAMPON but with a "sh" instead of a "t" (Sh-ampon).

Hello, my name is Mary Champon.

by chloec86 July 6, 2008

gold star champion

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Champions Club

When you cheat on your significant other

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"

by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019

corruption of champions

A weird adult turn based rpg developed in flash that involves an adventurer facing against many weird fetishes. Made by Fenoxo.

I've played through corruption of champions and I gotta say I 've been raped by demons, goblins, cow men, dog morphs, tentacles, spider people, harpies, statues, sharks, slimes, foxes, lizards, witches, bugs, and tigers in one play through.

by Sir Napkin the Werewolf December 9, 2013

matt champion

a fucking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.

"wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!"
"agreed!"

by angelspacebaby May 18, 2018