Champon

A drink. Prepared by taking a freshly opened bottle of champagne and having a woman slid the top of the bottle in and out of her vagina before pouring it into glasses to serve. There are both white and red Champons, depending on the time of the month for the woman servicing the bottles.

We toasted the New Year with Champons prepared by our hostess.

by The Krenzman August 3, 2010

Champon

1. Chapped Tampon
2. Feminal act by male friend.

"My buddies and I were tryin to wheel these broads last night, but Dandee was being a total champon and wanted to go home early."

by Champonhatr August 15, 2008

Champon

Usually a last name, originating from French decent. Pronounced like TAMPON but with a "sh" instead of a "t" (Sh-ampon).

Hello, my name is Mary Champon.

by chloec86 July 6, 2008

Champons

For girls who still want to party on their period. ‘Cause you were bloated all last week and mommy needs a drink.

“Girl’s night Thursday?!”
“I can’t, I’m on my period”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got champons!”

See also: Ways to tell the guy who bought bottle-service you’re not hooking up with him.... but, like, fun

by likethecontinent December 2, 2018