crampolas 

super uber mega bad period cramps, curling you into pain wanting to cut out your abdomen

i have major crampolas today

crampolas by Danielle Shordt November 22, 2005

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.

I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!

takin’ the ol’ crapola by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

[Holy crapola] 

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

[Holy crapola] by Kplumb August 3, 2008

crapola 

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"

crapola by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

Crayolas

Anything that's excessively cray.

Were you at the after party on Friday? That shit was crayolas.

Crayolas by itsjustinternet January 29, 2012

craplash 

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

craplash by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

crapola 

Something that is crappy and disappointing; a piece of junk. Used to describe a shitty situation or object that is unworthy of a real english adjective.

A: "Did you see this hairblowdryer/swiffer Mildred bought from the infomercial?"

B: "Hahaha this thing is crapola"

crapola by jklfdjkls;jfkl; February 20, 2010