carambolas 

dumb way in portuguese (specially in Brazil) to say “caralho”.
It’s often used to show that you are impressed without saying a curse word, and it’s most likely to be used among the people who don’t like to say curse words.

oh shit, that bridge just fell of!
carambolas!
are you fucking stupid?

carambolas by ahyesgigachadamogus March 1, 2022

crampolas 

super uber mega bad period cramps, curling you into pain wanting to cut out your abdomen

i have major crampolas today

crampolas by Danielle Shordt November 22, 2005

carambula 

the act of homosexual anal sex, preferably done in a sketchy bar that is located underground.

"do you remember the scene in Pulp Fiction where Marcela was tied up with a gag in his mouth and was getting butted raped?"

"that's carambula!"

carambula by La Carambula August 17, 2008