Crampos

Crampos are what you get when your grandparents give you way too many cookies. You begin to get this huge painful sensation on your belly and your chest. You start to get crampos after 10-20 cookies depending on how drunk you are. 10 if you are just fancy drunk, 20 if you are hallucinating drunk. If you are passed out you will never get the crampos. Crampos, though related to cramps, are a lot more painful. Grandmas and grandpas, you will never get crampos.

Jimmy: Mommy! Grandmas giving me too many cookies I'm gonna get de crampos!
Mom: Hear drink this gin.
Jimmy: (drinks and cries) Ahhhh! It's too yukky mommy!
Mom: GODAMNIT! (tears up) honey take your suicide pills.
Jimmy: (swallows and then falls) Oh mommy! It's so warm in hell.
Mom: I love you so much baby. DAMN YOU CRAMPOS!

by Wonderson April 12, 2007

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cramps

The most shittiest thing any girl can go through.....its shit.

"Oh shit these cramps are killing me"

by cactus.200? January 2, 2017

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period cramps

When it’s that time of the month for lady’s and you get cramps that feel like somebody is kicking you in the freakin stomach repeatedly and you don’t want to do anything because your in so much pain because Mother Nature decide to give women periods and not men and if even one man says “is it that time of the month again” you want to kick him repeatedly

I have period cramps so if I leave you unread that’s why

by Thepig04 June 27, 2018

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period cramps

when it’s that time of the month and you feel like someone is quite literally stabbing you with a fucking knife into your uterus and it makes you want to punch the first person you see

i’m on my period and these period cramps make me want to throw myself off a cliff

by ihateveryone12345 August 21, 2020

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Cap cramps

Cap cramps are cramps that you get in your stomach and sometimes intestines from eating really spicy foods high on the scoville scale or hot peppers that you are not used to. Cap cramps are spice cramps. This is followed by scoville craps (spicy butt).

I ate 25 cayenne peppers and got cap cramps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2022

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