craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

by Miho3 May 18, 2005

craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

Crylashes

what happens to your eyelashes (gettin all clumpy and stuck together) as a result of crying. Term only applies when cryer is wearing mascara.

You could tell she had been upset earlier, as her beautiful blue-green eyes were blinking out behind crylashes.

by Djeepy13 August 14, 2010

Crylashes

the pretty wet eyelashes you get after crying

A: Weren’t you just sobbing? What’s with the camera?

B: I’m trying to document my fresh crylashes smh

by yourm0m88 June 13, 2023