Astronaut Surprise

A zero gravity cumshot

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!

by TheOriginalYeet February 14, 2021

Saharsh

Doing something absurdly stupid.

Dude, you totally pulled a saharsh!

by TheOriginalYeet February 09, 2020

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 03, 2021

Carapezza's Instant

The mathematical point in time when an individual is taking a shit and the piece of shit exiting their ass enters a phase of freefall into the toilet.

I was taking a shit through some guy's sunroof and the moment Carapezza's Instant hit I knew there was no going back.

by TheOriginalYeet June 10, 2020

Terrorist Clout

Clout terrorists earn through engaging in an attack more difficult to pull off. A car bombing gets terrorists low clout, while 9/11 gets them much more.

Muhammad got himself a lot of terrorist clout last weekend with his orphanage bombing

by TheOriginalYeet November 29, 2020

X Æ A-12

The top baby name of 2020, most notably of Elon Musk's son "X Æ A-12 Musk".

Starbucks Employee: Name for the order?
Customer: X Æ A-12
Starbucks Employee: I asked for your name, not your password.

by TheOriginalYeet May 05, 2020

Spookysexual

A sexual orientation where the individual has feelings towards Halloween related characters/creatures (e.g.. skeletons, pumpkins, zombies, etc).

Hide your Jack-o'-lanterns, I heard a few spookysexual people are out tonight.

by TheOriginalYeet September 13, 2020