A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
by Dodger Of Zion November 16, 2010
When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.
by Firekrackerinmybutt September 05, 2017
The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.
by Rat Brown May 04, 2011
by patty bullet June 24, 2006
When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.
by ssmithsb19 August 04, 2016