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A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.
by Dodger Of Zion November 16, 2010
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When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.
Omg Becky, I totally have cactus ass.
by Firekrackerinmybutt September 05, 2017
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The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.
Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!
by Rat Brown May 04, 2011
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When you have diarrhea that's so bad you stand up and can feel your butthole burning. Similar to having a cactus shoved up your ass.
Damn, Steve ate so much Taco Bell he blew up the toilet and is stuck with cactus ass now.
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by ssmithsb19 August 04, 2016
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