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easy crackup 

When someone cracks up to everything and anything.
"Dude Samantha laughs at all my jokes and just gets my humor. I really like her and she's smoking hot. I think she wants the d."
"Dude she laughs at everything. She is just an easy crackup"
easy crackup by J4forlyfe March 11, 2014

crackophobic

A person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.
crackophobic by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.
Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

crackophobia 

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
crackophobia by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

crackopolis 

A city whose Mayor smokes crack and continues to govern.
ex. Thanks to Mayor Rob Ford, the City of Toronto has become a well known crackopolis.
crackopolis by GlennyJ November 9, 2013