crackpark 

Crackpark is an open public space such as a park or recreational area of land that is being used for an illegal consumption of narcotic substances. People involved would often choose to stay overnight in a makeshift shelters due to the high levels of intoxication that in turn inhibits normal bodily functions as well as an ability to maintain rational line of though. Crackparks can cause a range of socioeconomic issues within a local community.

Ah crackpark, I loved it there.

crackpark by seasaw.bargain November 22, 2016

Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.

Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

Niggerbob Crackpants by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009

Crackarrhea 

When you take a hit of crack, smell crack or just think about smoking crack and instantly get the urge to shit or get explosive diarrhea.

Danny boy cashed in enough cans to get a $20 rock and the thought of coppin alone gave him crackarrhea

Crackarrhea by cookiesandtits March 31, 2019

Crackback 

When a melted puddle of crystal meth in the heated pipe cools down, returning to a solid state.

"Once the crystallized methamphetamine cools after being heated in/on a pipe/foil; it will crackback into a solid state of matter."

Crackback by LSDingo March 30, 2017

crackwalk 

Verb which defines the kind of walking style adopted by crack addicts on a mission to get more crack. Typically eyes down, shoulders up, hunched over, listing to the side and small, fast steps.

Can't stop and chat mate, I'm running late, gotta get my crackwalk on.

crackwalk by Stu & Sez May 7, 2007

crackpr0n 

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.

Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.

crackpr0n by Hazel April 23, 2005

CrackPr0n 

Occupation: Elitist Nerd/Moderator/Know-it-all Douchebag
Physical Description:
A piece of shit between two slices of crap.

Traits:
- Inability to carry on an adult conversation with anyone, over any subject, at any point in time.
- Constant Sand-in-Vagina.
- Punctuates every statement with a concentrated burst of CrackPr0nium, a horrid combination of arrogance, close-mindedness, hypocrisy and fecal matter.
- Unprofessional moderation that makes the mods at GameFAQ's look like the moderators at anywhere but GameFAQs.
- Followed by a loyal (but very small) group of assholes who constantly defend the horrid orgy of piss and stank that is CP's personality

SN analysis:
- Usage of word "Crack"
Borderline retarded, if this were 1996 when "crack" was still fresh. Now it's beyond gay.
- Usage of word "porn"
Cool, if you ask a 12 year old. To everyone else, it's beyond "crack".
- Usage of internets misspelling "pron"
So stupid, that the first two instances are actually elevated to a level that one may view safely without a eBullshit filter.

CrackPr0n is to: Moderating
as
Monkey is to: Building a time machine out of bananas and crap.

CrackPr0n by FlowersInMidgar December 9, 2008