crackpod

Referring to the addictive nature of the iPod.

Once you have an iPod, you will wear it around your arm, hold it in your hand, or keep in in your pocket - never letting go of your music again. If you misplace the Crackpod, you will probably be freaking out until you find it again.

Some quotes:
"Have you seen my Crackpod? This can't be happening"

"I just got this cool orange armband that really secures my Crackpod when running down hills"

by Liquid Spirit May 28, 2006

crackpot theory

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)

person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

crackpot

1. a crazy idiot

2. crazy

That girl comes up with so many crackpot ideas.

by Light Joker October 18, 2004

crackpot

a very crazy person, insane, class clown

he is a crackpot

by Mark March 23, 2004

Crackpot

A crazy person, with insane thoughts or ideas

The guy over there is a crackpot,
Kyle ost

by Dante the Great February 11, 2015

Crackodon

A young child under the age of 6 that wakes up at the crack of dawn demanding to be fed and entertained, especially on weekends and holidays.

After working hard all day yesterday, I was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. Alas, it was not to be; I was awaken at 6:15 by a crackodon demanding breakfast.

by Kandi Taylor March 23, 2008

Crackpottery

The words and/or actions of a loony person, a crackpot.

In her latest display of crackpottery, she says she wants to build a house made of toothpicks.

by Flurgewhipple October 3, 2017