Crackupuncture
I heard of a new holistic approach to stress relief that they're practicing in prison. They're calling it crackupuncture.
Crackupuncture by Dantione the great May 26, 2019
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rackupuncture
Da "medical treatment" dat da former midget received from Baron Bomburst which caused him to become several feet taller.
On a less-gruesome note, da term "rackupuncture" could also refer to a traditional-Chinese-medicine-type procedure whereby slender needles are inserted into a lady's body at strategic points in order to improve da health and/or appearance of her boobs.
rackupuncture by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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trackupuncture
"Sharp 'n' pointed" medical treatment intended to "needle" you into performing better on da ol' athletic field.
There's only so much dat trackupuncture can do to improve stamina and performance --- if eventually it merely comes down to a classic case of "da ol' gray mare's just not being what she used to be", it may be time to resign yourself to retirement and hang up da running-shoes!
trackupuncture by QuacksO February 8, 2023
wrackupuncture
"Needling" treatment dat supposedly helps ease da assorted searing pains of Arthur Itis and Charles Horse.
I don't usually think too much of da modern "drugs and surgery" way of treating chronic aches and soreness, and I'm all for exploring alternative medicine and ancient cures. But I just can't help wondering if wrackupuncture would really improve matters overall --- it seems like you'd just end up causing even more 'pain in da butt" misery, since you'd now have lots of tiny pin-pricks all over you, in addition to your cramped spasmy joints and muscles!
wrackupuncture by QuacksO February 8, 2023
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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