cracktivist 

A person who lives to protest. It doesn't matter if they are supporting completely contradictory causes, they will be there in full costume defining their entire identity using the current cause they are supporting. See cracktivism.

Look, there's Steve holding up a sign about some place he's never been that has nothing to do with him. Wasn't he protesting the city closing the Pink Kitty last week? He's such a cracktivist.

cracktivist by A. Trocity April 28, 2024

cracktivities 

Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.

4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.

cracktivities by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 4, 2008

Fracktivist

An activist for social and environmental justice who is against the process of hydraulic fracturing also called fracking. Fracktivists have united globally to prevent the negative impacts from fracking such as massive freshwater consumption, hazardous chemical spills, billions of gallons of toxic waste byproducts and earthquakes. Fracktivists generally take non violent direct action by holding forums, rallies, action camps, marches, blockades, contact blitzes, tree sits, locking themselves to equipment and occupying corporate and government spaces to overcome the high dollar PR campaigns of the Oil & Gas industry.

From New York to California and around the globe, fracktivists have united to save the planet by a common call of "BAN FRACKING NOW!"

Fracktivist by bill b licious January 12, 2013

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.

Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes February 15, 2009

Cracktivities 

The average day for a crackhead

"Look ahere Billy Joe Bob don't let your Cracktivities keep you from seeing your youngins on Christmas

Cracktivities by Psykrates September 26, 2021

Clicktivist 

A person who's only form of offering opinion on controversial world matters is through the use of online surveys and petitions, yet lacks the fortitude, intelligence, or ambition get out from in front of the computer.

John says he's for the environment, but the clicktivist sits on his ass emailing his congressman all day.

Clicktivist by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

Cracktivity 

Cracktivity

noun
plural noun: Cracktivities

1.
the condition in which things are happening or being done while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine.
"there has been a sustained level of cracktivity throughout the night"

2.
a thing that a person or group does or has done, typically late at night or in the early

hours of the morning, while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine
"Electrical projects were their favorite cracktivity"

"Those guys have clearly been at it all night busy with their cracktivity, you could hear them in the shed at 3am"

Cracktivity by TheLostWanderer January 23, 2019