Clicktivist 

A person who's only form of offering opinion on controversial world matters is through the use of online surveys and petitions, yet lacks the fortitude, intelligence, or ambition get out from in front of the computer.

John says he's for the environment, but the clicktivist sits on his ass emailing his congressman all day.

Clicktivist by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

clicktivism

The act or habit of using the internet as a primary means of influencing public opinion on matters of politics, religion or other social concerns. Methods may include websites, online petitions and mass email campaigns.

Ex: More than ever young people are engaged in clicktivism as a convenient and sometimes powerful way to change public policy.

clicktivism by Dawax July 6, 2009

Cocktivist 

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo

1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!

Cocktivist by Flameblue July 16, 2011

clocktimist

A person who is never on time and thinks they can fit too many things into their day. A time optimist.

- I can't believe Tim is late again! He's such a clocktimist

- Are you sure that you're not being clocktimistic? Three parties and a wedding in one evening sounds like a lot.

clocktimist by CJ 🐬 September 29, 2017

cracktivist 

A person who lives to protest. It doesn't matter if they are supporting completely contradictory causes, they will be there in full costume defining their entire identity using the current cause they are supporting. See cracktivism.

Look, there's Steve holding up a sign about some place he's never been that has nothing to do with him. Wasn't he protesting the city closing the Pink Kitty last week? He's such a cracktivist.

cracktivist by A. Trocity April 28, 2024