crackster 

1. one who habitually uses crack
2. one who carries the mannerisms of a habitual crack user

Watch out for the cracksters at the front door.

I wish that crackster would get away from my window.

crackster by honore d. balzac March 16, 2010

The crackster bunny

The Easter bunny but except he delivers cocaine and crack in eggs to houses
It also follows people with weed and smokes cigars with them every easter

I had the crackster bunny deliver crack to my door lately

The crackster bunny by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck May 9, 2026

BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat

Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,

BooHoo Cracker by Bloomski August 15, 2020

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

cracker jack clothes by real metal people February 26, 2011

smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.

Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!

smack cracker by Tbird December 14, 2008

christ on a cracker 

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

christ on a cracker by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019

Spinal cracker 

A spinal cracker is a hand to hand fighting technique, in which a target is choked from behind and a knee is rammed into their spine.

The Commandos learned the spinal cracker technique to attack sentries.

Spinal cracker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016