Cracksterbate

To recieve a hand job from a crack head (male crack head) in exchange for crack, radios, children, or rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square.

"That nigga done cracksterbated me for the rights to that nigga flippin pizzas down at the joint on the square."
"Damn...I need to cracksterbate."
"Is Ronnie that nigga does all dat cracksterbatin?"

by RAR & DCDIV February 4, 2006

Cracksterbate

Masturbating on crack

Last night at the party I went into the bathroom and cracksterbated.

by Dr. Anthony fernadando III November 11, 2019

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

by mr.salty May 28, 2006

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.

I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

by george jetson the first June 15, 2010

Cracksturbate

The action in which one smokes crack cocaine and masturbates. This can be done alone or mutually. If mutual all participants must be smoking crack cocaine. Cracksturbating often leads to cum tokes which is when you blow out smoke from crack cocaine at the exact moment of climax

Lets all hangout and cracksturbate in bouigies trap house

by KarmaKisses January 7, 2021

Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007