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Cracksturbate 

The action in which one smokes crack cocaine and masturbates. This can be done alone or mutually. If mutual all participants must be smoking crack cocaine. Cracksturbating often leads to cum tokes which is when you blow out smoke from crack cocaine at the exact moment of climax
Lets all hangout and cracksturbate in bouigies trap house
Cracksturbate by KarmaKisses January 7, 2021
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Cracksturbate 

It's when you just did a line of crack and then masturbated after.
Yo he just cracksturbated and nutted everywhere!
Cracksturbate by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Crapsturbate 

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.
The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

Crapsturbate 

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.
Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.
Crapsturbate by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

crasturbate 

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated
crasturbate by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

crampsturbate

When you experience cramps whilst masturbating yet continue to completion despite the immense, yet pleasure enhancing, pain.
Cameron winced as he crampsturbated in his Suzuki Swift.
crampsturbate by Sloagnorf March 9, 2014

Cranksturbate 

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Cranksturbate by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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