Crackstracted
/krakˈstraktɪd/🔊
Adjective • The mental and physical state of a person who is distracted to the extent of essentially paralytic proportions due to being completely consumed by thoughts, plans or actions perceived by the person to be of critical importance.
Adverb • Unable to complete (or often begin) general basic tasks required for living because/untill other seemilngly more urgent yet ultimately irrelevant tasks are completed meticulously, specifically due to ones current intoxicated state.
Adjective • The mental and physical state of a person who is distracted to the extent of essentially paralytic proportions due to being completely consumed by thoughts, plans or actions perceived by the person to be of critical importance.
Adverb • Unable to complete (or often begin) general basic tasks required for living because/untill other seemilngly more urgent yet ultimately irrelevant tasks are completed meticulously, specifically due to ones current intoxicated state.
Example 1 • John didn't make it to Mary's birthday party because he was too crackstracted and spent the entire night looking for lingerie online that he imagines Mary will wear for him if he purchases it as a birthday present for her.
Example 2 • Mary was dissapointed because she wore no panties in anticipation of John's arrival however she enjoyed her birthday with her other friends who were uncrackstracted.
Example 3 • Man, I am so crackstracted right now! I haven't even fed the kids dinner yet and it's already 2am ...been too busy contributing to Urban Dictionary 😅
Example 2 • Mary was dissapointed because she wore no panties in anticipation of John's arrival however she enjoyed her birthday with her other friends who were uncrackstracted.
Example 3 • Man, I am so crackstracted right now! I haven't even fed the kids dinner yet and it's already 2am ...been too busy contributing to Urban Dictionary 😅
Crackstracted by LaedyFuckYeah November 2, 2018
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