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crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria
Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria
crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004

Cricketeria 

CRICKETERIA: One's inability to sleep due to a bastard cricket chirping its ass off at all hours of the night sending the would be sleeper into hysteria.
My head is throbbing and I can barely keep my eyes open after suffering through a fucking case of Cricketeria last night. When I find that asshole I'm going to smash it to smithereens.
Cricketeria by Hbdd8 June 12, 2013

crackteria 

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.
I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.
crackteria by devestment October 10, 2009

chicketerian 

form of vegeterianism within which sporadic lapses by indulging in chicken feasts occur
i'm proud to be a chicketerian

crappeteria 

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.
"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."
crappeteria by dw817 October 6, 2015

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.
I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!
crapeteria by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016
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