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Definitions by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck

Sexist barney

A person who hates both women and the fictional dinosaur Barney (The mother fucker who says I love you You love me!)

It also refers to people that masturbate to Barney the dinosaur
1: My dad is an sexist barney. He hates girls including Barney the dinosaur.

2: Mate, are you fucking serious, you're jacking off to a dinosaur you sick fuck!

Duck-taling

When a person fucks someone in the ass or pussy whilst facing forward and watching Disney's Duck-tales on their screen
I gave my girlfriend some duck-taling last night and it was awesome!

Bishmirable

Adjective: Describing how something, your trip, your day, or your friends is.

It also means a person that is a bitch and miserable that it cannot stop moaning and whining about bullshit
1: My trip went bishmirable because the queue to space mountain was absolutely god damm long!
2: Will you stop being bishmirable for five seconds!!?
When a person slaps another person or you in the head and then proceeds to fart in your mouth whilst sitting on them
I got fucking malstered!

Uncle molester

A sex game where a guy cosplaying as uncle fester from the Adams family fucks people in the ass with a separate hand also known as the thing until they cum or shit
Let's play a game of Uncle molester!

The crackster bunny

The Easter bunny but except he delivers cocaine and crack in eggs to houses
It also follows people with weed and smokes cigars with them every easter
I had the crackster bunny deliver crack to my door lately

Fishing and chipping

A sex game where two guys shove two fries in each of girls ass and then slaps them off with a raw fish, who ever cums first wins