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Chocolate nutsack

When you dip your balls into cadburys chocolate and feed it to another person
I fed my wife a chocolate nutsack

The polar sexpress

A couple having sex on a train during christmas

Sexist barney

A person who hates both women and the fictional dinosaur Barney (The mother fucker who says I love you You love me!)

It also refers to people that masturbate to Barney the dinosaur
1: My dad is an sexist barney. He hates girls including Barney the dinosaur.

2: Mate, are you fucking serious, you're jacking off to a dinosaur you sick fuck!

Duck-taling

When a person fucks someone in the ass or pussy whilst facing forward and watching Disney's Duck-tales on their screen
I gave my girlfriend some duck-taling last night and it was awesome!

Bishmirable

Adjective: Describing how something, your trip, your day, or your friends is.

It also means a person that is a bitch and miserable that it cannot stop moaning and whining about bullshit
1: My trip went bishmirable because the queue to space mountain was absolutely god damm long!
2: Will you stop being bishmirable for five seconds!!?
When a person slaps another person or you in the head and then proceeds to fart in your mouth whilst sitting on them
I got fucking malstered!

Uncle molester

A sex game where a guy cosplaying as uncle fester from the Adams family fucks people in the ass with a separate hand also known as the thing until they cum or shit
Let's play a game of Uncle molester!
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