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Definitions by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck

When a person slaps another person or you in the head and then proceeds to fart in your mouth whilst sitting on them
I got fucking malstered!

Uncle molester

A sex game where a guy cosplaying as uncle fester from the Adams family fucks people in the ass with a separate hand also known as the thing until they cum or shit
Let's play a game of Uncle molester!

The crackster bunny

The Easter bunny but except he delivers cocaine and crack in eggs to houses
It also follows people with weed and smokes cigars with them every easter
I had the crackster bunny deliver crack to my door lately

Fishing and chipping

A sex game where two guys shove two fries in each of girls ass and then slaps them off with a raw fish, who ever cums first wins
You wanna play fishing and chipping lads?

Devils cum party

A ritual involving people jacking off to the devil and cumming on the satan symbol
Sorry babe we were having a devils cum party last night

Centre of the vearth

A man fingering a woman's vagina with a telescope in an astronaut suit
I gave her a centre of the vearth last night

Manikin shagger

A person that likes to fuck manikins
My friend of mine is a manikin shagger!