The area in your head where thoughts of a single person constantly reside.

When a person online has annoyed you so much or out argued you so much that you constantly think about them and how to insult them again and again, and you constantly post about them, then they have occupied your crawlspace, similar to that small area under a house, they have moved in and taken up residence in your brain causing you to think about them all the time.

Message board post #1: SPEMike is a cockhomo fat-ass who can't get a girl

Message board response to #1: SPEMike is totally in your crawlspace dude.

crawlspace by SpofoAnon July 3, 2007

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Crackface'd

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.

Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.

Crackface'd by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014

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crapspace

A slag word for myspace created to explain how crappy myspace runs all the time becuase myspace tom is a communist

what the hell crapspace has been lagging for the past 10 minutes all i wanted to do was post a bulletin

crapspace by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008

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cracksmacker

another word for doof, idiot or anything else annoying.

Jordan Selwyn just whacked his head, what a cracksmacker!

cracksmacker by j-diz January 6, 2008

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crackracer

A casual videogamer who becomes addicted to playing on racing games, they start to rely on a regular fix of racing, like crack cocaine. It can often seriously affect personal and family relationships. This term originated as a term for the growing number of people becoming addicted to RR7 on the PS3.

This term can be extended to other forms of video games, such as 'crackfighter' or 'crackpuzzler', although this is frowned upon by a certain hardcore of original crackracers.

'I was playing on RR7 on the PS3 all night long, I think I have turned into a class A crackracer'

crackracer by Paul Frisby February 5, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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