Definitions by Realnigga9499

blowass 

A person who sucks at everything. A blowass is basically that one guy who can never catch a break.

"Matt got caught watching porn last week by his parents"

"Damn, what a blowass!"

blowass by Realnigga9499 January 10, 2019

Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome 

(Abbreviated SASS) A state of mind in which the sufferer (the Self-Appointed Saint) patronizes others, under the belief that they helped those people attain some sort of salvation. Although it's similar to God Complex, SASS is different in that sufferers use an unnecessary amount of compliments and gifts to patronize their victims. This makes the victim feel as they are below the Self-Appointed Saint, and thus makes the Self-Appointed Saint feel like they are of an elevated status compared to others.

Person 1: Even though I said no, John gave me his old Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge. Now, he keeps inviting himself over for dinner every week and makes me hang out with him everyday after work.
Person 2: Sounds like he's suffering from Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome

Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome by Realnigga9499 July 13, 2017

Crackface'd 

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.

Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.

Crackface'd by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014