Cracksnackler
Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns
Cracksnackler by Davedale August 6, 2019
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cracksmacker by j-diz January 6, 2008
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crackspackle
Someone you dislike and who is up themselves. You really hate them. They are abnoxious and nihilistic.
crackspackle by jimmyaf June 23, 2006
cracksnacker
Ritz is a snackcracker.Cindy, the lesbian, is a cracksnacker. Just look at her mowing the box on that dyke.
cracksnacker by imbadinnv August 28, 2005
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cracksmacker by panickzzz August 28, 2018
Cracksnaggler
Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .
Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...
Cracksnaggler by Davedale August 4, 2019
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crackspackle by HeHeHe August 9, 2004
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