crackstache

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

by Sajek January 12, 2008

Crackstache

When your butt crack is so hairy it appears to have a mustache.

Man you need to wax that crackstache.

by Fayth Elyzabeth January 12, 2014