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Cockpark

A short term place to Park one's Cock while waiting for a better slot to become available...
"Bro ! Did you just Shag that bird?"....."Ah was just cockparking"

She is a cockparkslag
by coltar June 17, 2011
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Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.
Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!
by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014
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Cockpartment

Hidden compartment for a cock while being delivered in a box.
Edgar had Vanessa open the box only to reveal the hidden cockpartment.
by ShinyCockles January 29, 2021
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Cockmarket

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012
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Cockpackage

the part of the body that you put in between two 2x4's when performing a nantucket
I have a gift to give you, it will be arriving in a cockpackage shortly.
by Mossified018 February 5, 2007
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