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crackpr0n

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.
Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.
by Hazel April 23, 2005
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CrackPr0n

Occupation: Elitist Nerd/Moderator/Know-it-all Douchebag
Physical Description:
A piece of shit between two slices of crap.

Traits:
- Inability to carry on an adult conversation with anyone, over any subject, at any point in time.
- Constant Sand-in-Vagina.
- Punctuates every statement with a concentrated burst of CrackPr0nium, a horrid combination of arrogance, close-mindedness, hypocrisy and fecal matter.
- Unprofessional moderation that makes the mods at GameFAQ's look like the moderators at anywhere but GameFAQs.
- Followed by a loyal (but very small) group of assholes who constantly defend the horrid orgy of piss and stank that is CP's personality

SN analysis:
- Usage of word "Crack"
Borderline retarded, if this were 1996 when "crack" was still fresh. Now it's beyond gay.
- Usage of word "porn"
Cool, if you ask a 12 year old. To everyone else, it's beyond "crack".
- Usage of internets misspelling "pron"
So stupid, that the first two instances are actually elevated to a level that one may view safely without a eBullshit filter.
CrackPr0n is to: Moderating
as
Monkey is to: Building a time machine out of bananas and crap.
by FlowersInMidgar December 9, 2008
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Niggerbob Crackpants

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)
by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009
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Crackron

Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.
Dude did you see that whore givin dollar bj's in the alley?
-yeah I fuckin hate Crackron.
by marbred1212 June 28, 2009
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Crackernigger

1.A crackernigger is often a name given to a white man from a black man. The crackenigger may act as if he is black but is turned down when trying to make black friends.
2. Crackerniggers are refered to as "black on the inside" and white on the outside. Like an M&M or the white rapper eminem
White guy: What's up home skillets
Black guy: Who the fuck is you?
White guy: I'm B-Ri yo!
Black guy: Get the fuck outta here crackernigger bitch (pimp slaps white guy)
White guy: (runs) Why you hatin'? (cries)
by razorbluewaffleeater April 24, 2010
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De-crackernated

Damn you ol Mr Roger's ass motherfucker, try to be a lil more de-crackernated
by TireKing87 February 23, 2021
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crackerneck

Crackerneck describe's white trash, red neck's and/or hillbillie's. A new derogatory term used to define the Caucasian men and women whom live in the Midwestern State's, Southern State's and the remote mountain location's of America. They brew their own illegal liquor, survive off of mountain dew and chewing tobacco and breed like rabbit's while never worrying about the condition of their property.
This is also the name of a road in the town of Trenton, located in the middle of nowhere in southern Illinois.
Look at all the trash in the front yard of those damn crackerneck's!

That crackerneck is ratchet!
Look at the ba-donk-a-donk on that crackerneck!

Never trust a crackerneck. He has a shotgun with him at all time's.

That crackerneck is a whole new kind of honky.
So, you live on Crackerneck Street? How many rusted car's are in your front yard and is there a toilet being used as a flower pot?
by Country Buggaboo July 17, 2014
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