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crackalactating

when you say hi to a girl and milk starts spurting out of her breast.
hey Donna, i think your tit is crackalactating.

ps. dan meyer likes boys
crackalactating by Tomasdfasdf June 11, 2008

crackapants 

Well, you see, there are different types of crackapants. There's the type of person who is being a complete retard and is oblivious to what you are saying. And, in other cases, you can just call someone a crackpants to grab their attention
Justin: "Hey Mike! Stop being a crackapants!"
crackapants by Nick Cianci April 9, 2008

Crackadactal

1. Someone who is far beyond the status of novice drug dealer (or any occupation). Not necessarily old but experienced at what they do. Has seniority.
2. A phrase used draw someone’s attention when they are being irritating to the first person. Not usually used as an insult.
1. “Dude, I’ve been selling drugs to teenagers since I was five... I’m a Crackadactal!”
2. “Hay, stop being a Crackadactal and let’s get back to work.”
Crackadactal by Brian Poewell August 7, 2009

crackrats 

denigrating, derogatory term used to describe teenage girls
who have recently discovered the pleasures of having sex and are focused to the depraved extreme in having as much of it as possible
"I'm not hangin' with that group of crackrats."

"That cute guy on the football team in on with the crackrats."
crackrats by weasler February 23, 2006

crackadactyle 

My friend Tamisha is the biggest crackadactyle.

She only wants you for your drugs. She's always been a crackadacktyl.
crackadactyle by pammeepie October 19, 2021
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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