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crackbob

Anything that involves crack...
“Yo, jake was at the crackbob last night.”

What the fuck is a crackbob?”

“A guy that sell crack on a boat or something...”

“Oh”
by Crack’’boo,,9000 May 9, 2018
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Crackbone

A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.

His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".

An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"

2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"

3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"

Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.

*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009
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Crackbook

An insult usually directed at an apple enthusiast which is a reference to the fact that mac books are sold to drug dealers in order to obtain drugs like crack.
Bro you're still using that Crackbook Pro?!
by The MGV July 26, 2019
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Crackjob

Receiving a sexual act such as a blowjob, Handjob, or Footjob while smoking crack.
Yo I saw Hunter Biden getting a crackjob on Hoodsite.
by psychocat15 October 28, 2020
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Jersey Crackbaby

A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)
That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.
by Mynameisalbert November 10, 2012
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crackbook

facebook. the most addictive website in the world.
'I tried crackbook for the first time the other day. I said I'd just use it once but I keep going back for more and more.'
by Cowboy Jim April 22, 2007
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crackbaby

1. A baby born to a mother who used crack cocaine during pregnancy. Sometimes mentally deficient, physically deformed, and addicted.
2. An insult. Suggestion that the target is the result of such a pregnancy, due to physical or mental shortcomings.
"That kid is a fucking crackbaby. He couldn't tie his shoes if they were velcro."
by the devil made me do it February 14, 2003
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