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Crackjob 

Receiving a sexual act such as a blowjob, Handjob, or Footjob while smoking crack.
Yo I saw Hunter Biden getting a crackjob on Hoodsite.
Crackjob by psychocat15 October 28, 2020
Words you can keep
A handjob that involves the person receiving the handjob and/or the giver crying at the same time.
Dude, she gave me a crankjob last night, the mixture of tears and semen was amazing!
crankjob by mike oxrillybig July 19, 2011

cracknob 

And idiot or stupid idea.
You're such a cracknob.
cracknob by SkyeW October 5, 2007

cracktober 

a nickname where you bind together the word: Crack and October = Cracktober
my name is cracktober
cracktober by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

Crackrobat 

A person who is willing to bend over backwards for crack.
In 22 years of selling crack to the community, Denny is still wondering what happened the night a crackrobat propositioned him oral by standing in front of him and bending upside down to reach his hog.
Crackrobat by backotruck May 28, 2013

Yiddish Crack Job 

Lubing up someones ass crack and sliding your dick in between the Lubed up cheeks until you spray your load.
Man 1: "She has A nice Ass".
Man 2: "Perfect for a Yiddish Crack Job"
Yiddish Crack Job by El McHefington November 26, 2011

cracktober 

Cracktober is an annual music fest featuring bands such as, Skarp and Leftover Crack
Cracktober is at the hawthorne theatre on holloween
cracktober by Mr. Wizard October 28, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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