Crackjob

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Receiving a sexual act such as a blowjob, Handjob, or Footjob while smoking crack.

Yo I saw Hunter Biden getting a crackjob on Hoodsite.

Crackjob by psychocat15 October 28, 2020

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crankjob

A handjob that involves the person receiving the handjob and/or the giver crying at the same time.

Dude, she gave me a crankjob last night, the mixture of tears and semen was amazing!

crankjob by mike oxrillybig July 19, 2011

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Related Words

Crackjob • cracknob • cracktober • crackbob • Crackrobat • crankjob • Yiddish Crack Job • crack goblin • Crack Cobbler • crack gobbler

cracknob

And idiot or stupid idea.

You're such a cracknob.

cracknob by SkyeW October 5, 2007

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cracktober

a nickname where you bind together the word: Crack and October = Cracktober

my name is cracktober

cracktober by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

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Crackrobat

A person who is willing to bend over backwards for crack.

In 22 years of selling crack to the community, Denny is still wondering what happened the night a crackrobat propositioned him oral by standing in front of him and bending upside down to reach his hog.

Crackrobat by backotruck May 28, 2013

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Yiddish Crack Job

Lubing up someones ass crack and sliding your dick in between the Lubed up cheeks until you spray your load.

Man 1: "She has A nice Ass".
Man 2: "Perfect for a Yiddish Crack Job"

Yiddish Crack Job by El McHefington November 26, 2011

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cracktober

Cracktober is an annual music fest featuring bands such as, Skarp and Leftover Crack

Cracktober is at the hawthorne theatre on holloween

cracktober by Mr. Wizard October 28, 2006

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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