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A handjob that involves the person receiving the handjob and/or the giver crying at the same time.
Dude, she gave me a crankjob last night, the mixture of tears and semen was amazing!
crankjob by mike oxrillybig July 19, 2011
Related Words

cracknob 

And idiot or stupid idea.
You're such a cracknob.
cracknob by SkyeW October 5, 2007

cracktober 

a nickname where you bind together the word: Crack and October = Cracktober
my name is cracktober
cracktober by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

Crackrobat 

A person who is willing to bend over backwards for crack.
In 22 years of selling crack to the community, Denny is still wondering what happened the night a crackrobat propositioned him oral by standing in front of him and bending upside down to reach his hog.
Crackrobat by backotruck May 28, 2013

Yiddish Crack Job 

Lubing up someones ass crack and sliding your dick in between the Lubed up cheeks until you spray your load.
Man 1: "She has A nice Ass".
Man 2: "Perfect for a Yiddish Crack Job"
Yiddish Crack Job by El McHefington November 26, 2011

cracktober 

Cracktober is an annual music fest featuring bands such as, Skarp and Leftover Crack
Cracktober is at the hawthorne theatre on holloween
cracktober by Mr. Wizard October 28, 2006